“We’re wrapping up here, folks. Last main stage production of the season: The Wild Party.“

“‘You’re not ready.’”

“Hi everyone. My name is Katie Siegel, and I’ve been fired.”

“What’s up guys, it’s Katie!”

“Me: Anything else you’d like to say for the blog readers Mohsin Sharif, director of Cabaret’s second mainstage production of the 2018-19 season, Fun Home?

Mohsin Sharif, director of Cabaret’s second mainstage production of the 2018-19 season, Fun Home: Dammit!! I just realized Katie infiltrated this production too!!! I saw her other blog posts and thought, “Well she may be able to pull one over on everyone else, but not for my show, no sir…”

Turns out I was duped by her master sleuthing skills once again, and I should give up on trying to outsmart her ‘cause it’s never gonna happen.”